By clicking an animal, you directly digest its soul, and once you have digested enough souls (roughly 3 cubic miles of animals tightly packed together and on top of each other), you become a very knowledgeable creature, and begin your path to civilization.Īfter collecting all 400 pieces your possibilities are infinite! The entire basis of this level is the clicking of other animals. Do you want to be a carnivore? No? Well how about an herbivore, or an omnivore (requires monthly payment of $29.95 to keep omnivore status)? Once you have decided, you guessed it, you get to spend another 6 hours walking around on this strange planet of your own creation, eating other animals (yes, even if you are an herbivore). From this state you can choose your path of life. You never were a sperm cell in an infinite pool of vaginal fluids, it turned out that it was all a dream! Once you have eaten enough sperm cells, you begin to realize that you are not awake, and then, by figuring that out, you wake up to find yourself a severely misshapen human being.
Doesn't that sound like fun?! In the first stage of life, you play as a sperm cell, looking for an egg in a never ending pool of vaginal fluid, but the best part is that you never find the egg! You continually swim around for hours, eating other sperms that make you bigger, and having homosexual intercourse with other sperm cells, so that you may produce even more sperm cells.īut here is the kicker. Spore is set up so that you can progress through 5 stages of life, meeting new species, and giving EA more money as you go. The completely original and revolutionary sperm phase. Getting to know Your Spore (Overview of life) If you want to purchase the Galactic edition, please call or go online and opt to buy it for an easy payment of $129.99!
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If you want to get the in-depth Spore Owner's Manual, please call our hot-line, or upgrade online to the GALACTIC EDITION! The Galactic edition of Spore contains many, MANY more features (including the 100 or so pages missing from this guide ($10 per page) ), as well as the actual game itself. Spore is, without exaggeration, the greatest game to ever come out on any platform, hand-held, or computer operating system in history! Unfortunately for you, this is only the default Spore Owner's Manual, and only gives a brief overview of the greatest game that was ever released. If you are reading this, then you have just purchased SPORE for the magnificently low price of $49.99. Hello, proud new owner of the greatest phenomenon to hit the computer. It is also well known as a genetic engineering tool in the Chinese 'Panda Breeding for food purposes' project. It was launched at the low price of $49.99, and takes approximately 5 hours to complete, giving around 6 minutes per dollar, which is slightly less than the average New York whore. It is also the basis for modern scientology.
and has since been copied and changed by several cults. It is the indirect sequel to 'The Big Bang' which was originally produced by Christianity Inc. Spore is a video game produced by international mega-bastards Electronic Arts. ~ on Spore “ What the heck?! Electronic Bastards completely effed my idea!!”
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~ PC Zone UK on Spore “ I just soiled myself!” ~ GameSpot Weekly on Spore “ All game companies should declare bankruptcy, and get jobs at EA, just to work on this godsend” The wonders of evolution (If only WoW had something to that effect.) “ A masterpiece among masterpieces! Generations ahead of its time!”
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